BITS LCD Soundsystem, Red1, Stones Throw, this issue's top music discs. Raptors NBA TV, Bun B & Barbara Bush, Ahmet Ertegun, new DVDs. No Mas, retro Ray-Bans, Rich & Skinny, Thong Alongs. PIECES Style: Gene Simmon Gene Simmons says it's all about the hamburgers, baby! Sport Pig Thanks to Sport Pig, Anna Von Frances isn't exactly wallowing in the mud. Music: The Carps Are The Carps about to smell success? Music: Aaron LaCrate Check your HBO for B-More Gutter Music. Music: Damon Albarn The Good, The Bad and the Queen is better than Beckham. TV: Gilson Lubin Gilson Lubin is like the De La Soul of stand-up comedians. Film: Shottas The story behind the blockbuster you couldn't get at Blockbuster. HAND-TO-HAND Unleashed in the UFC, Quebec's Georges St. Pierre has no plans to let the Welterweight Championship of the World return south. HOT WHEELS What's the connect between compact girls and the Contact King? The 6th Annual Sneaker Edition Fresh Out The Box The Basketball Shoe Performance Review What's Your Heat? :23 Connoisseurs break down their all-time favourite sneaker. The Stallions This season's heat for your feet with exclusives... Ron Artest Tinker Hatfield Chris Bosh Tracy Teague Sandy Bodecker Stallions Martini Ben Baller SNEAK ATTACK It's the first rule of girls' fight club. SPRING SHOPPING GUIDE Even more sneakers plus electronics, games, books, clothing and more THE HUNDRED News, gossip, rumour, insidertrading and useless information on the last page that's the first page y'all read.